Thanks to my friend Donna for the inspiration for some Friday night humour – she’s the only person I know that can start a 20++ string of comments on FB because she’s home dyeing her roots on a Friday night. You go girl – anyone that’s been in Vegas with you knows that you can give Kathy Beth Terry a run in the partying department. Oh and whoever that is in KBT’s bed on Saturday morning would make an awesome Hump Day Hottie . . do your homework and surprise us!
Wish I’d thought this up, but I’m just passing it along. Ok, the last one is all my own, couldn’t resist a shout out to my personal favourite.
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you get WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or all of these three antidotes – Really Urgent Medicine (RUM), Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
I’ve added one more that I find particularly effective – Potent Antidote To Repeated Office Nuisances (PATRON).
Have a great weekend.